Hubby was tired this morning.
FIL: Hey, your counters all wet. it's a mess.
Hubby: Wha? It can't be. (Checks it.)
Trying to make a cup of coffee on his beloved keurig, he put the mug on the 'shelf' upside-down. That is right upside-down. For Father's Day I will buy him the Coffee for Dummies book.
Hubby: Just don't tell anyone, ok? (We'll only tell people out in blogland.)