Relaxing in front of the tube, cherub 2 comes out crying. "Did you have a bad dream?" I ask. He cries harder and nods yes. I gently pull him onto my lap and rock him. "It's ok buddy, it was just a bad dream."
Hmmm, that is a weird feeling. Warm. Hmmm? Wet. Nooooo! He pee'd on me. I rush him into the bathroom where he proceeds to pee all over the floor. Awesome.
Someday, he'll realized that I blogged about this (all the Ps) and be mad that readers didn't mind their Qs.