Cherubs 2 & 3 wouldn't leave Cherub 1 alone to play with her friend in peace so I took out two wallpaper scrapers and told them they could scrape the old wallpaper off the hallway. They were thrilled to do something Daddy always does and cherub 1 and friend couldn't stay away.
This is the conversation I hear:
Cherub 3: "Who is the best stripper?"
Cherub 3: "I think you are the best. Then you, then you, then me."
Cherub 1: "Yay, I agree."
Cherub 3: "Well, we are all good strippers."
So now, I have four little strippers. I hope friend doesn't go home and say they were all stripping today. That could definitely be misconstrued for the truth. I guess I should interrupt and clarify, "Who is the best SCRAPER?".