Top Ten Reasons NOT to Run on the ICE~
10. Dah, it's slippery and you WILL fall.
9. There is such a thing as TOO MUCH tv.
8. Assisted showers are HUMILIATING.
7. A delay to the family vacation will be YOUR fault.
6. You will be INDEBTED to all those that help,help,help you.
5. You will wish you had a BETTER story to tell.
4. It will make you sad that you MISS doing the laundry.
3. Going down the stairs on your bum is NOT fun after the age of six.
2. Pain killers help you to sleep but you will MISS wine.
The number one reason NOT to run on the ICE~
1. Treadmills are SAFER.